Saturday, February 4, 2012

How To Make Authentic Lean/Purple Drank


"For all you dumb muthafuckaz I'ma break it down illa"

So today we're going to learn how to make authentic purple drank, lean, sizzurp. Lean is an fairly popular drink popularized in Houston, Texas. (Especially amongst DJ Screw fans). It is more or less composed of some sort of soft drink (Sprite is pretty much all you wanna use however) and a particular kind of cough syrup, prescription grade unless you live in Mexico I'm guessin..

First of all we'll list off the things you need to make Lean and the things you'll more than likely want to use to make it authentic.

1. Prescription grade cough syrup, most important ingredient.
Must Contain *Promethazine and Codine*

2. Get a bottle of Sprite.

3. Pour approximately 2-8 oz. of your special syrup into a styrofoam cup.

4. Mix thoroughly and add a jolly rancher or two if you like.

5. If you feel necessary you may add Milk or Magnesia. This tends help constipation


Sit back and enjoy.

Now the most important things to remember when people attempt to tell you other wise. DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT attempt to use any other kind of syrup, it's not the same if your lookin' to sip like a true playa. DO NOT add alcohol, unless you feel like passin' out for the night or even possibly O.D.ing.

This is your best tutorial for creating your favorite Southern drank, leeeean back and have fun! Ho

By: DZology

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